More Tales From Jahilia

The sands of Jahilia (Unsplash photo by Heather Shevlin)

Interesting events this week in Jahilia

Concerning, inter alia

A man who chopped off — no not his genitalia.

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But lower down, his toes

Which were the cause of his woes

His migraines and other mental lows.

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When a grain of sand gets in your shoes

It’s bad news

It blows up your fuse

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It bites and stings your big toe

You shift, it picks the next in the row

No succour, no it’s a mighty foe

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The man took off the shoe, the sock

Located the molecule, a miniscule rock

Fick’d it away saying f**k

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He breathed a sigh of relief

Gone the thorn, the grief

But what happened next is beyond belief

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In desertic Jahilia

The story gets sillier

Another grain’s waiting to deal wi’ yer

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He lost control at this stage

And in a fit of rage

He cut off the pedal appendage