Erotica without Sex
Sex is not the only source of sensual pleasure
Many areas give a comparable measure
Of feel-good feelings, if not quite the paroxysm
Of a full-blown mind-boggling sexual orgasm.
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Your nose tickles, is the fish nibbling or biting?
If nibbling is nothing, biting is exciting
Ah … Ah …Ah … please dear God please… Ah, ah .. Ahtschoom
Your gloom sinks like a rock and your spirits just zoom
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Urinating and excreting are pleasurable
Activities, and painful when you’re not able
A rock hard turd is the only thing on this earth
That is a man’s closest experience to childbirth
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The itch is a bitch. It needs a wider canvas
And cannot be described in less than two stanzas
All itches are equal but some more than others
An itch needs scratching when it its victim bothers
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An itch between your toes is worth two in the bush
And about one and a half a dozen in your tush
But none is as sweet and luscious, we all know
As the itch between the long toe and the big toe
