An Unashamedly Pornographic Poem

Photo by Stas Svechnikov (Unsplash)

If you’re not broke

Come ye into our parlour

to quench your libidinous ardour.

Come for a smoke

for a few risqué jokes.

Come in for a few drinks

and some high jinx.

We fuck

we suck

you do the tits

and or the slits

we do your hard as rock

cock.

For an extra tenner

The good lord forgives this sinner

we’ll complete your bliss

and throw in a

full-mouthed French kiss