A Tale from Jahilia in verse
Synonyms: jahil, ignorant, stupid, dumbass, bodoh, dungu, tolol, bego, goblok, couyon, bebal, idiot.
Jahilia: Country with jahil people.
Interesting events this week in Jahilia
Concerning, inter alia
A man who chopped off — no not his genitalia.
.
But lower down, his toes
Which were the cause of his woes
His migraines and other mental lows.
.
When a grain of sand gets in your shoes
It’s bad news
It blows up your fuse
.
It bites and stings your big toe
You shift, it picks the next in the row
No succour, no it’s a mighty foe
.
The man took off the shoe, the sock
Located the molecule, a miniscule rock
Flick’d it away saying f**k
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He breathed a sigh of relief
Gone the thorn, the grief
But what happened next is beyond belief
.
In desertic Jahilia
The story gets sillier
Another grain’s waiting to deal wi’ yer
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He lost control at this stage
And in a fit of rage
Chopped off the pedal appendage
